Chippen-Nails


Today's nails are dedicated to my friend Jessica, more affectionately known as J-Nas, or J-Nasty. :-P She's getting MARRIED!!! Yay!! Tonight is the bachelorette party, so in honor of the Chips we're going to see tonight, I did Chippendale nails- aka Chippen-Nails! :-D Personally I'm more of a Thunder fan, but a nearly-naked man is a nearly-naked man. :-P (jk, dad) Anyway. They're not perfect, and even though strippers these days don't have chest hair, I thought it'd be funny to sponge some on anyway. :-D



I used Urban Outfitters Matte Nude 3 for the thumb and pinky, Essie Mink Muffs for the index finger, Zoya Flowie for the middle finger, and Zoya Dea for the ring finger. For shading/lines I used the aforementioned colors, as well as Zoya Angelina and American Apparel Cotton. For the collar and bowtie, I used Sally Hansen All the White Stuff and American Apparel Hassid, and for the chest hair, I sponged on Zoya Angelina. :-P Topped everything off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat to give them that 'just oiled up' sheen. :-P

Now, who's got some dollar bills?!


34 comments

  1. This looks awesome, hope the bachelorette party goes well, have fun!

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  2. The hairy chests are hilarious!

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  3. LOL this is hilarious! I love it!!!

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  4. I think these are a new favorite of mine! Haha

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  5. I love this design. lol

    I am really getting a kick out of this blog. I find myself looking forward to seeing what you will come up with, that day. :D

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  6. Oh my freaking god! I almost snorted Dr. Pepper out of my nose.

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  7. LOOOL!!! these are so funy!! amazing work with the details and chest hair LOL! lol lol!!

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  8. Girl, you're an artist (a really funny one, by the way)!

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  9. OMG! That is freakin hilarous! It took me a second to process what exactly I was seeing! HAHAHAHAHA!

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  10. These are the greatest nails ever!!!

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  11. OMG!! That is hillarious - and true to form we STILL don't know what's in that G-string!! :-) Great job & have fun tonight!!

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  12. I'll take the thumb thank you! Awesome job...such an inspiration! :) Thanks to you... I now paint my nails often... after many years of going bare! U rock!

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  13. Have a great time 2nite- in spite of the tooth! Hilarious nails- I felt like I had gone to see Tom Jones, circa 1973. Scary...
    (but my Grandma LOVED him) (...she also LOVED...erm...Liberace...)
    Is it true that there's a Liberace MUSEUM there in Vegas? If so, I must make a pilgrimage!

    Have a blast this evening!

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  14. wow,those are some hotties!! XP

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  15. awesome nails! wait,are they all wearing thongs?!

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  16. Love these nails! I agree...the Thunder guys are way better! ;)

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  17. From afar, they looked like trilobites. lol yeah, I am biology geek.

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  18. Oh my god! These are AWESOME, and I am so glad you focused on the upper part of the Chippendales, and not the banana thong part. :-)

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  19. hubba hubba!

    I thought at first it was about geodes. But then I reread the title and saw the bow ties!

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  20. Perfeitooo *-*'
    pena que não existe uma manicure assim aqui no Brasil D: seria tão bom *-*'
    amei <3'

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  21. can't. stop. laughing. hilarious!!

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  22. Oi *-* I'm from Brazil :D

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  23. This is the most original idea you've had so far. Good job.

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  24. You have been tagged by LeVernisChocolat with the I love you blog Award – and you are so deserving of it!! :-0)

    http://www.levernischocolat.blogspot.com/2010/04/love-your-blog-award.html

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  25. I commend you on coming up with such an innovative and creative idea. I'v e seen so many different nail designs and this is something that I have never seen before! Great job!

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  26. When I saw this on bloglovin, I laughed out loud! You have the most original and fun ideas, and you pull them off amazingly! You're one of my favorite bloggers to follow every day :)

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  27. I love the multi-cultural torso's ...HILARIOUS! Love it! Too cute!And the chest hair...great! :):)

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  28. I just loved!!! Very creative.

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