Schlongs & Songs


(sorry dad) :-P Tonight I'm going to a show called Naked Boys Singing here in Las Vegas. If you haven't heard of it, it precisely what it sounds like- buff, attractive men singing in the nude. Should be a good time. ;) So, today, for shits and giggles, I decided to attempt to paint the poster on my nails. What is it with me and naked men on my fingernails, seriously? :-D BTW, it is effing HARD to paint tiny little naked dudes on fingernails. HARD! (hee hee) Luckily, because I added the 'censor' bar to make it PG, I didn't have to paint any tiny penises.... or is it penii? ;)

the inspiration:



the nails:



I used OPI Who the Shrek Are You? as a base, with American Apparel Cotton as a base for the dudes and the orange stripe. For the orange stripe, I used essie Tart Deco, for the boys, I used MAC Abalone Shell, then shaded with Nubar Milk Chocolate Creme. For the black bar, I used American Apparel Hassid. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

How do you like your boys to sing? :-D

35 comments

  1. this has got to be the best thing I've seen this month anywhere <3

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  2. new favorite nails that you have done...so funny!

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  3. This is freakin awesome! I laughed out loud...literally.

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  4. the detail is fucking amazing! I hope you enjoy the show.

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  5. Damn! Sounds like a good time and this is awesome!

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  6. These are awesome lol! These are my new favorites :)

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  7. LOL! I love these - you did such a wonderful job!!

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  8. Those are fantastic. I've just started following you and am going to have great fun looking back over old pics x x

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  9. Omg that is INSANELY GOOD! And funny :D

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  10. beautiful!

    Maria Brasil

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  11. this is so funny!

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  12. Amazing!! You are so talented!
    Also you are really fuelling my love for nails as I've just bought my first Konad plate (M3) soo excited! :D

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  13. Very impressive!

    Enjoy the show! Sounds like fun. ;)

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  14. HAHA these are freaking awesome.

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  15. Next time nothing but penises.

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  16. How the heck did you do it?! It's incredible! hahah
    Very funny!!!

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  17. OMG!!!! I just love this....so so so so so funny. The best awsome.

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  18. Haha fabulous!!

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  19. hahahaha
    hilarious!
    and i loooove the nails

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  20. did you enjoy the show? i saw it in West Hollywood, unknowingly having bought a ticket for a multi-cast/DVD reunion. sexy cast and sexy audience. and i thought the show was great.

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  21. Nice job! And the guy in the poster has some fine legs. I know women that would kill for those gams.

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  22. Hahahhaa! This is hilarious nail art! Love it. Very unique.

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  23. haha!

    penii?? lol ur too funny!

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  24. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fan bloody Tastic!!

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